WWII remake update

Posted on August 16, 2007

I’ve been busy I guess and have neglected updating the progress in the Dramatic Remake of the WWII. We all know that the key to a good sequel is the casting.

FLASH: Hugo Chavez demands run of the play contract!

FLASH: Chavez’s front man robbed of $800,000 in Argentina - set back for production!

FLASH: Russia set to supply 5,000 “prop” weapons to production!

FLASH: Iran tries to re-write script by preventing US from protecting Europe from its Hitlerian weapons buildup, and by seeking to have nuclear weapons where Hitler did not!

We have as major characters:

Hugo Chavez - vying for the Mussolini part (although he occasionally seems to have his script mixed with the Hitler part and the Stalin part)
Iran’s Ahmadinejad has been fairly consistent in his pursuit of the Hitler part - even to the denials of the Holocaust
Jimmy Carter, John Edwards and Nancy Pelosi are both vying for the Neville Chamberlain part- hoping for something as memorable as his immortal “Peace in our time!”
Teddy Kennedy as Ambassador Joe Kennedy
We are not sure how the story line goes in this epic but somehow Nancy Pelosi
Code Pink seems to be angling for the part of Hanoi Jane (maybe because Tokyo Rose would be politically incorrect)
Harry Reid as producer
Oliver Stone as director
The American Communist party of the WWII era to be played by Code Pink

Current activity has Hollywood stars like Sean Penn wishing to interject their star power into the production.

“People of Venezuela and Sean Penn, your votes have been counted and the new Anti-American Idol is: Hugo Chavez! That’s right folks, in one of the closest contests in recent memory, Chavez beat out sentimental favorites Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Keith Olbermann to become the U.S.-basher of record.”

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