Attack of the ElDees

Posted on May 31, 2007

THE ATTACK OF THE ELDEES

It seems surreal, like a horror movie. Perhaps some of the greats from Hollywood’s past were trying to warn us. Like George Romero’s “Night of the Living Dead” – but this is real and these are not Hollywood cinematic zombies – although some in Hollywood have been known to help the Eldees spread.

Infestations are often found in places like college campuses, union meeting halls, and legislative caucuses. It spreads by casual contact entering thru the ears and eyes. Carrier victims can often be found in large groups in public places – seeking to spread it to as many others as possible. They often use a bait and switch approach – sometimes just bait on a huge hook. Once infected it is often very difficult to cure individual victims and has been known to infect entire families for generations. But there is hope – there are well documented cases where people infected at very early ages were able in adulthood to make a change and effect a cure through will power alone.

They come at you from all directions, they seem to be lurking every where you go. I’ve heard horrified victims tell me that they consumed cash right out of their wallet. They can attack at your bank, at city hall, even at the hospitals. They have a particular affinity for schools and colleges seem to be fertile breeding grounds.

Their attacks usually come every two to four years – sometimes six. They can seem innocuous almost friendly as they begin the infestation process. They can come from any where and they can have lots of accomplices – many who have no idea what the infection they are helping to spread is really about. Like the prairie dogs that carry the plague infected fleas they have no clue that they are helping to destroy all that their village has worked to create, that they often are spreading it to their own offspring.

Effects of Eldees are wide ranging. They can attach themselves to almost anything – from a child’s helium balloon, your car registration, your electric bill, a senior citizen’s retirement income, your paycheck – anything. There are tales of people who were hit when they got stopped for speeding, others while they were buying or selling a home, or out hunting. The list is far too long to print here.

There is a cure – but it will require the effort of lots of people who can see thru the smoke screen put up by the Eldees as they go about their business of attacking all elements of our society. You will be forced to leave you home for a short time – perhaps repeatedly – in order to severely reduce their numbers and reverse the damage they are doing.

The cure is “Vote Republican” – you must get up and get out and vote - and send the Eldees (Liberal Democrats) packing. The damage they have done and continue to do every day they stay in office will be difficult but not impossible to reverse. Their tax and spend policies they pass, the social changes they start, the freedom and liberties they attack can be mended but not while they remain in the majority in the state and federal legislatures.

Rob Boyce – Alton Bay

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